Hmph! It is Yoda you seek! Good, good! And you need to know what l33t is? Hmph!
Well, you must first become a Jedi! And since I cannot come to you you must
to create your own Yoda! Please put a (paint it green if necessary) bowling ball in a backpack and run around
your neighborhood for a few hours. Next, stand on your head and try to
levitate your car and some neighborhood pets. When you are released from detainment, please email me and I may send you the answer.
Please be sure to send me all of the details of your training so I can evaluate whether
you are ready to learn the power of l33t! Those of you who use a 16 pound ball will
have the best chance of being rewarded with the correct answer!!! Yoda will post the winning
emails to this page!!! Mmmmrmmmmmm!
Winning email #1:
Levitation is easy when you own a pickup truck. My old Volvo, the Swedish
Comet, has such good karma that I've had to use mental ballast to acquire
enough contact with the road. Heavy, dude.
O great Yoda, the training is difficult. My will is weak, bolstered only by
Rocky, my scrappy flying squirrel... errr... cat. It was she who launched my
neighbors' inbred hounds back to Memphis where they belong. My powers of pet
manipulation are no match for the psychic claw wielded by my companion. I'm
just glad she's on my side. If Yoda will consider us for advanced training as
a team, then perhaps we are worthy of enlightenment. The force is strong in
her if not in me. If the long eared one wishes for proof of it's power, I
suggest that he visit her litterbox sometime. Perhaps he would then be happy
to find a galaxy far, far away. And yet without me, handsome muscular wielder
of the pooper scooper, treats, and internet access, her force would become
diluted by a diet of unappetizing lizards and the odd cockroach.
I humbly submit this request for the Jedi Master's attention.
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